1. A very unhappy young man, we’ll call him Tony-At-The-Public-Pool, gave 14-year-old Brian a knuckle sandwich because Brian was playing fetch and dive with Tony-At-The-Public-Pool’s treasured wrist watch. He has a scar on his lip from that fateful afternoon.
2. He knows the difference between knit and purl.
3. He has been known to initial his socks, just in case. Yes, you read that correctly.
4. He plays the saxophone.
5. To pass the miles while hiking, and to entertain his wife, he mentally composes western-themed stories, then recites them using all the different voices. It’s the best.